Are you an Nespresso® owner? You have probably experienced some (or all) of the following crazy things.

1. Your partner asking why you’re so grumpy in the mornings.

2. You find EVERYTHING annoying before your first sip.

3. Your patience levels drop to that of a three year old before your first sip.

4. You instantly scan every kitchen you enter for an Espresso machine.

5. You can get out of the grumpiest mood ever with a simple Espresso.

6. You can’t help but judge others who don’t drink Espresso.

7. You’ve seriously considered that you might ACTUALLY be a superhero after several Espressos.

8. You’ve had headaches worse than hangovers when you’ve gone without Espresso too long.

9. You sometimes worry that you ‘might’ be having a heart attack after too many Espressos.

10. You have a dumbfounded look on your face when someone asks for a decaf.

11. You will pay whatever it costs when you are desperately in need of an Espresso.

12. Your friends have asked ‘why do you always talk so fast?’.

13. You work twice as fast and enjoy it twice as much after an Espresso.

14. You’ve gotten inexplicably angry over the smallest things when craving an Espresso.

15. You’ve dreamt of having a bath in coffee beans.

Is there anything I’ve missed? Let me know in the comments below…